Jesus: One of you will betray Me
Judas: Surely you don’t mean me
Jesus:
More you might like
şekilli dürbün gibi bir şey buldum
az önce güzel bir köy romanı bitirdim, buraya tarhana edebiyatı yapmaya gelmiştim ama wine me dine me 69 me'ler havada uçuşuyor o yüzden başka zamana
Be with me always - take any form- drive me mad. Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you.
Judas: *betrays jesus*
Jesus:
Peter: We would never abandon you, Lord. I’d die first!
Jesus:
Peter after being asked if he knew Jesus:
Jesus:
Thomas: *after the resurrection* “Jesus can’t be alive! He’s dead! It’s impossible!”
Jesus:
- <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *pouring fabric softener*<p/><b>Brain:</b> drink<p/><b>Me:</b> ??? no???<p/><b>Brain:</b> smell nice. drink<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
my entire academic career
me: I should have done this earlier
me: [sweats nervously]
me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends
me, after indulging in aforementioned content:
